That gif is the kind of stuff I was put on this earth for 💀💀💀😂😂😂
I live for these kinds of gifs and being able to use them 😂👍🏼
But on another note, I’m not at all pleased with this Scarlett Johansson news. I’m not a huge fan of hers to begin with, but good fucking god, come on!
I’m over it. Like every time I read about actors doing shit like this i age about 5 years and I’m really tryna look forever 21, so this is just NOT for me!!🙄🙄🙄
the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there
Thor, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with them?
Steve: Of course *leaves*
Thor, leaning over Loki’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
Loki: Yeah no shit
Except Norse custom was to cremate the dead.
Thor would absolutely insist on a “proper funeral” with cremation, build a ridiculously big funeral pyre, and make a big show out of lighting it until Loki had no choice but to reveal that he’s alive.
Thor, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with them?
Steve: Of course *leaves*
Thor, leaning over Loki’s boat before it’s to be put out to sea and burned: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
Loki: No shit Sherlock, now help me out. I’ve got a substitute corpse I need to swap in before these fools light me on fire.
The Chaos Bitches 