I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”
It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.
this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
I don’t want to give people the impression that Venom (2018) is like a Thor: Ragnarok or something.
A lot of what the critics are saying is true – about the plot, the pacing, the…everything really – and yet
When a sweaty Tom Hardy tears open a bag of frozen tater tots and just starts pouring them into his mouth, while an alien symbiote screams ‘HUNGRY!’ and then makes him eat chicken out of the trash…
I’m sitting there feeling like yes, 10/10, movie of the year, give that man an Oscar
Finally, a protagonist who represents the people.
when he just sits in a lobster tank and goes “alright, i’m okay now” like thats such a mood
you know that trope in shows or movies where the evil character is in captivity and starts talking to the Heroes to try and mess with their minds, and starts analysing them going “face it you’ll never be good enough” … “you try to act tough but inside you’re broken” … and the Hero gets really rattled and upset.
well i want a scene like that where it doesn’t work
Villain: “You have a darkness inside of you. You try to hide it, but it’s there–”
Hero: “Yeah that’s the depression, there’s pills for that.”
Villain: “You try every day to make your mother proud. Even after death, it still haunts you. But she’ll never be proud of.”
Hero: “Well yeah, she was an emotionally abusive narcissist, she was never proud of anything I did, what else is new.”
Villain: “You put on a good show, but deep inside I know you don’t feel worthy.”
Hero: “I know, man, I’ve been trying to work on that in therapy.”
Like… give me characters who know they’re mentally ill and traumatised who can’t have it used against them because they’ve fully accepted it
Hi. It me.
I believe the exchange OP is looking for is:
“This is going to hurt.”
“Man, shut the hell up.”
THIS HAS BEEN DONE AND GLORIOUSLY!
I was really enjoying this, and then it got gay, and now I love it.
I LITERALLY WENT AND LOOKED UP EVERYTHING THESE TWO ARE IN AND I’M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE NOW
IN OTHER NEWS, WICCAN IS ME IF I WERE A REALITY-WARPING MAGICAL MESSIAH
welcome to the Young Avengers fandom, you can pick up your
complementary homosexuality at the door
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MASTODON IS USED AS A MEETING HUB FOR PEDOPHILES BECAUSE ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY UNSUPERVISED
for further addendum
hey so
plus they cant interact with us and we cant interact with them. .social is its own thing entirely
I hate seeing posts like this with blatant misinformation garnering thousands upon thousands of notes so, here’s how Mastodon actually works for those that aren’t familiar with it (and also why you should recognize people calling it “a meeting hub for pedophiles” and “completely unsupervised” as just blatantly incorrect / fearmongering)
Mastodon is different from any popular social media you are probably accustomed to- tumblr, twitter, instagram, reddit, etc. It’s different in that mastodon is free software that can be set up and run by anyone. Mastodon is based on an open standard (called Activitypub) designed to be able to freely share Content in between “federated” servers.
If those words flew over your head, I’ll give an example. Basically, just imagine mastodon like e-mail. There are thousands of websites out there that you could sign up for to get an email address, such as gmail, yahoo, outlook, protonmail, etc. You could even set up your own email server if you have the technical know-how to do so.
Yet, despite the fact that all of these individual websites are owned and operated by different companies/groups, all with varying rules and methods of operation, no matter what email service you sign up for anywhere on the internet, any email address can send emails to anyone else on the internet, regardless of where they’re signed up for.
Mastodon works the same way! So, mastodon is not a single website, but a “federated network” of many different “instances” that all have their own staff, moderation policies, etc. Anyone can start up an instance at any time for whatever they want.
There’s no single person or group that controls the mastodon network as a whole, and therefor no single point of failure for it. There are simply many instances with many different rulesets and communities, and if you find out an instance you’re on allows for nasty stuff to be posted or shared, you can just jump ship to another instance. There are tools they give you to do this easier, as well.
https://joinmastodon.org/ explains a lot about how mastodon works if you’re not satisfied with my explanation.
Most popular mastodon instances have very strict rules against pedophilia, as well as even fascism/nazism or hate speech, much stricter than you would ever find on twitter or tumblr. There are in fact instances that allow such vile content, but most popular instances block the other instances that do allow nazism/cp outright. If the instance you are looking into is lax on pedophilia then just join another instance.
As you can see in the screenshot in the previous reblog, someone explains that the instance mentioned by the op is blocked outright by mastodon.social, the “flagship” mastodon instance. So even the most populous general-use mastodon instance blocks that kind of garbage.
NO, mastodon is not perfect. It has many flaws and problems with its core infrastructure that make it hostile to creative types hoping to get discovered on mastodon, and a lot of the lead developers make some (imo) pretty stupid decisions at times, sometimes dragging the whole community back. But, I dunno about you, but I’m not asking for perfection. Just something that works and is based on values which give more power and discretion to the end user.
TL;DR, op is spreading misinformation / fearmongering, for every mastodon server that condones pedophilia there’s 100 that blacklist that server outright and have strict rules against disgusting filth like that, including the ““main”“ mastodon server.
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