
nooks
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
‘she plays for the holyhead harpies’ is totally a euphemism for ‘she’s a lesbian’ in the wizarding world
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Can I just point out …
Loki took a bullet to the face, and didn’t even flinch in Avengers. There’s no way her punch would have actually turned his head if a bullet didn’t.
Which means Loki saw the hit coming, and turned his head purposely with it so that she wouldn’t break her hand on his damn perfect face.
translation for future historians:
“It’s free real estate,NO!
Just do it!
NO!
then perish”
Johnny Depp sometimes has lines fed to him in an earpiece, do you have a specific technique when it comes to remembering it all?
can you get an oscar for an interview
no but you can be arrested for murder so i can only assume she is now on the run