Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.
Category: Uncategorized
whats the point of making movies about a transgender man if u are gonna use the harmful misconception that “trans men are women dressed up as a man” and show it to cis people for two hours
the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there
Would u ask someone standing in the middle of a screaming dumpster fire rocketing down a hill about to crash into the ocean if they’re ok
u know what’s kinda stupid……….the fact tht if u don’t have money then u can’t do ….literally anything
“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener
honestly such a power move to headcanon popular cartoon characters belonging to homophobic/transphobic creators as gay and/or trans knowing it definitely makes them seethe in rage
what I’m saying is danny phantom is trans and butch hartman can’t do jackshit about it
in marvel comics, the artist rob liefeld made a superhero named shatterstar. years later peter david took over the story and made him gay with a latino mutant named julio rictor. liefeld wasn’t happy, david didn’t care. shatter star and rictor now regularly fuck.
throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard
I just feel like if you buy Alexa or echo or any of those other Amazon home devices that you deserve whatever you get if it decides to start laughing in the middle of the night you did that to yourself nobody told you to buy a semi-sentient electronic you did that it’s your fault
My father bought an Alexa and I asked him why and he told me it’s because he wants the government to hear how violently anarchist he is and big mood. He sits in front of the Alexa sometimes and goes “Alexa down with capitalism” or “Alexa I’m going to eat the rich”
Note that this is the only time he plugs it in. He saved up for so long to buy this. He saved for so long.
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
The Chaos Bitches 