cookie-sheet-toboggan:

andhumanslovedstories:

spoopy-sapphy-skeletons:

andhumanslovedstories:

A Thor spin-off film where Loki really is dead but he died with a Plan and that plan involves breaking out of the land of the dead and becoming even more goth and unkillable than before, but unfortunately all of Loki’s plans suck, leaving him to ask help from the only person who can help him and the person least likely to. It’s Heimdall, and Marvel NEEDS this high fantasy prison break buddy/arch nemesis comedy, the tagline is something like “they’ll be the death of each other” or like “these gods are conquering death…….if they don’t kill each other first” @ marvel you fuckig cowards listen

Directed by Taika Waititi

oh of COURSE

Deadpool drops in briefly once or twice where they convince him to help but his body in the over-world regenerates making him disappear at the worst possible moments

thatsexyspoonie:

adhd-community:

funeater:

person: talking at a normal human pace

my ADHD ass: im Suffering im Bored™️ please go faster go faster go faster

person: talking at a slightly faster pace

my Fucking Adhd Ass: i have not comprehended a single spoken word since 1955

The whole time either way: Don’t interrupt. Don’t interrupt. Remember to listen. Don’t interrupt!

Bonus: Focussing so hard on not interrupting and actually paying attention that you end up not hearing a word because of how hard you’re T R Y I N G

papi-chulo-bucky:

adeleneblack:

geekandmisandry:

buffalosoldier89:

destinyrush:

reblog to make a patriot mad

Reblog to make a patriot mad? Your just a fucking idiot. How about you get a life and quit trying to make holidays about your movement. Independence Day is our separation from Britain not to make blacks feel good about themselves. I’m no rascist but posts like this where you all try and make your self look high and mighty above the US or patriots on this day is just sad and pathetic. Smh

“I’m no racist but” it’s cool, you’re done, you can stop there.

Has no one made the connection?

4th of July is Captain America’s birthday…its also Malia’s birthday…Malia’s gonna be the next Captain America

I can’t wait to see her out there punching nazis

Happy birthday, Malia ♥️

ela-bosak:

deitydoq:

ela-bosak:

gaysbashback:

deitydoq:

Love, Simon (2018) perfectly displays the difference between a manipulative public proposal and a sweet grand romantic gesture in the best way possible. Martin, when trying to ask a girl out, publicly humiliates her by pressuring her to say yes to him in front of a huge crowd of people and putting her in the spotlight, making her visibly uncomfortable. When Simon makes the gesture to Blue, it gives “Blue” the opportunity to back out and not show his face, therefore making Simon the only subject of ridicule if the situation goes wrong, showing his dedication and his love for Blue in that he is willing to undergo EVEN MORE humiliation to find him. This, among other parts of the movie, clearly outlines the fact that homosexual people have perfected romance to a degree that straight people have not found. In this essay I will –

op where’s the rest of it

the straights kidnapped him because he was onto their secrets

I’m still here bitch the straights can’t silence me

then finish your essay, or you fail this class