wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto

it’s called a j’accusi

electoralcollege:

Unironically liking Never Gonna Give You Up makes you immune to all damage

lyriform:

lyriform:

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

lesbianvenom:

my friend’s sister is an animal behavioralist and said that the reason aren’t many lesbian penguins because girl penguins don’t traditionally do mating rituals and just wait for their mates to come to them so really there’s no difference between lesbian penguins and lesbian humans

slutfromspace:

tilthat:

TIL The etymology of the worlds most recognizable word, “okay / OK”, comes from a fad in the 1830s where people purposely misspelt “all correct” as “oll korrect”.

via reddit.com

IT WAS A FUCKIN MEME

joaquinterrero:

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

consultinganthropologist:

coolhandofagirl:

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

One time I went to the art museum with my friend and we got into an elevator where there was a very conspicuous camera. My friend looked right into the camera and started salaciously rubbing his shirt over his nipples and giving bedroom eyes to the camera. I smacked him and told him to stop, he was going to get us kicked out. He said “don’t worry, they have a whole museum of fancy art to watch, they’re not watching the elevator cams”.

When we got to the top floor, the elevator doors opened and there was a museum docent standing there like she was just…waiting for us. She said “My friends in security asked me to come up here and tell you that they received your message and they like what you’ve got.” and she just. Walked away. And my friend’s entire body turned red and I haven’t stopped laughing to this day.

tomatomagica:

tomatomagica:

tomatomagica:

violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it