Uncategorized – Page 249 – The Chaos Bitches

theunitysystem:

arthurorion:

authorpocketcow:

I’ve had it with youtube and its bullshit. Scary movie ads can be really triggering. We all know this. I want youtube to SEE this and DO something. Get famous youtubers on this. Get attention. Please. Make it all stop. Make them skippable. Make the unskippable ones not have scary things. Make youtube safe for people who not just want but NEED it to be.

If you go into your Ad Settings page on google you can turn off horror film advertisements. It doesn’t help %100 of the time but it still helps a great deal.

this shit drives me up the wall, when streaming platforms do this shit it makes the content on their platforms unsafe to consume

i swear spotify played that fucking ad for

Hereditary (the 2018 mystery/drama film [it’s fucking terrifying]) over 15 times in one day, and each time, we panicked because we zone out while using spotify and to all of a sudden zone back in to bloodcurdling screams is NOT FUN

the-lightest-shadow:

fangusklot:

patchoulism:

fangusklot:

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

yea these exact fucking pictures

Castlevania (1986)

mmilhouse:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

scorntrooper:

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

stolpergeist:

tinysaurus-rex:

kenken-b:

BELUGA BABE

Don’t forget their abs

Magical creatures

scullysgf:

sludgejudy:

ive never been more confused in my entire life

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

taliabobalia:

fuckyeahyonicsymbols:

Am I … being invited into the Underworld?

go

pocketss:

Rin would like to share some life advice with you all

anonforlackofabettername:

iesika:

arachnaboy:

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

Thor *running through the halls of Asgard* : let’s go lesbians, let’s go

savannahfaerie:

Soon..