commandtower-solring-go:

jemthecrystalgem:

6qubed:

6qubed:

silvermarmoset:

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some
rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

since someone asked

Frick thank you so much

THE MACHINE

studykorean101:

This has been on my mind for a while and as an ally of the LGBT community, I would like to express my gratitude. There is great bravery and courage in being who you are – with anyone really – but I cannot express enough how wonderful and amazing YOU are. I understand that I have a lot of people who identify as part of the LGBT community and I would like to say,

I am proud of you and I support you.

You’ve done well, you’ve fought hard, and you live strong. Pride month is just around the corner (June), and to get you ready I’ve compiled a list of Korean LGBT+ Vocab for you to practice. Enjoy ~

성지향성 – sexual orientation 
엘지비티 – LGBT
동성애자 – homosexual
동성 – same-sex
여성 동성애자 / 레즈비언 – lesbian
남성 동성애자 / 게이 – gay
양성애자 / 바이섹슈얼 – bisexual
범성애자 / 팬섹슈얼 – pansexual
무성애자 – asexual
동성결혼 – same-sex marriage
커밍아웃을 하다 – to come out
성소수자 / 퀴어 – queer
이성애자 – heterosexual
성전환자 – transexual

성정체성 – gender identity 
에이젠더 – agender
젠더플루이드 – gender fluid
넌바이너리 – nonbinary 
양성적/ 앤드로지너스 – androgynous
성전환자 / 트랜스젠더 – transgender 
트랜스맨 – trans man 
트랜스우먼 – trans woman
생물학적 성 – biological sex
시스젠더 – cisgender
성별 – gender
전한중 – transitioning

Example Sentences:
저는 ‘x’입니다. – I am ‘x’.
저는 너를(널) 지지합니다 – I support you.
잘했습니다 – you did well
화이팅 / 파이팅 – fighting!

If there is anything that I said that was incorrect or ignorant in any way, please message me and correct me! Or if you really want to chat and you need someone to talk to, my pm’s are always open! I really appreciate the feedback. Thank you for supporting me – it’s my turn to show I support you ~

habla-gated:

actualhumangirl:

anaisnein:

lokispriestess:

anaisnein:

mudwerks:

danipup:

wind-up-martyrbot:

literal-ghost:

potedo:

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

and taunt you afterward

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

this is just so fucked up

As an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.

Kangaroos are fuckin terrifying