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Burger Queen.
THIS IS QUALITY
The Sex Pistols tho
Somehow, I feel like she’s in on this.
i refuse to believe any timeline where luna lovegood is straight
my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me
characters who crave affection but at the same time have no idea how to respond to actually receiving it due to the fact theyve rarely ever experienced it are my absolute favourite
characters? bitch this is me

A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud. (via Ridiculously Interesting)
(sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful.
I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool. But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud” was apparently once a serious concern.
Bread Fraud was a huge thing, Bread was provided to the Roman people by the government – bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and would add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead. So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down.
Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to identify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdle cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking.
If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. It’s a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever fraudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn’t easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hole, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stolen dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread.
Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of rules and records of people being shifty.
Check out Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Pelner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400. Plus the color plates are fantastic.
ALL OF THIS IS SO COOL
I found something too awesome not share with you!
I’m completely fascinated by the history of food, could I choose a similar topic for my Third Year Dissertation? Who knows, but it is very interesting all the same!
Bread fraud us actually where the concept of a bakers dozen came from. Undersized rolls/loaves/whatever were added to the dozen purchased to ensure that the total weight evened out so the baker couldn’t be punished for shorting someone.
[wants to talk about bread fraud laws and punishments]
[holds it in]
bread police
Reblogging this tasty Bread History for 2016!
the thor series: introduces a villain who becomes the pinnacle of marvel villainy, complete with a complex and tragic backstory that gives way both to torment as a true villain, as well as a path to redemption to become a fan favorite anti-hero
spider-man homecoming: introduces a villain who is hurt by the destruction caused by the big battles between the heros and villains, showing how the little guy gets effected by both the in-world conflicts as well as big business and industry, who has a true love for his family and cares for their wellbeing, and deals illegal arms due to being drove out of a job by capitalists trying to cover their ass
black panther: introduces an antagonist who one could barely even call a “villain”, who’s moral argument was so sound, strong, and true that it actually won over the protagonist, and who’s only downfall on their quest for world salvation and revenge was their bloodthirsty, ruthless, and imperialistic nature that was installed into him by the us military
russo brothers: look at this big purple man!!! he’s an abusive father and genocidal fascist. but at one point in the movie, he CRIES! yeah he cries over throwing a woman off a cliff who he kidnapped and tortured and treasured like a prized weapon which for some reason translates into love in this story, but he CRIED! sure he could’ve used the infinity gauntlet to manifest more resources instead of sinking to genocide, but he CRIED! yeah maybe his original story of being obsessed with death would’ve made a more fun and less deeply problematic story, since we literally introduced a woman who is the personification of death two movies ago and who is also considered one of the greater mcu villains, but who cares about that? we’ve FINALLY cracked the marvel villain problem and made a SYMPATHETIC VILLAIN!!!
do you even know what humanization is
yes i’m saying they shouldn’t have done that for thanos that’s the whole point of his post




























