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stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

flamingkat:

deanpleasepassthegravy:

forestbeneathme:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

wyvernchild:

lavender-ice:

please.

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term.  Don’t believe me, look it up.

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT

wyntercraft:

Stop using this word.

It does not mean:

  • Free spirited
  • Traveller 
  • White girls dancing in fields wearing a long patterned skirt and crop top

It is:

  • A RACIAL SLUR. 
  • JUST as bad as the “n” slur, the “k” slur, or the “r” slur.

G*psy is a term used to derogatorily describe an ethnicity/people that everybody apparently forgets exists: the Romani. 

Stop using this slur on your shirts, jewellery, and in your metaphysical shops.

Stop using a terrible slur against a thriving people for your own profit or benefit. 

Stop using a slur against a thriving people to describe yourself as “Adventurous uwu”.

 Stop using this word.

You are not a “g*psy”

You are a fucking asshole.