damn trans men are so attractive. trans guys that prefer handsome? handsome as shit and hot as hell. trans men that prefer pretty? damn, they’re pretty enough to rival a flowerbed! trans men that prefer attractive? wow! we got ourselves here an attractive 👏🏻 ass 👏🏻 dude 👏🏻!! like y’all gotta stop it you’re making all the gays swoon
I found what looks to me like a fossilized phalanx of a deer or some shit the other day. I did the lick test and it stuck, so possibly a fossil??? Who’s to say.
Anyhow, if any of you aren’t aware, licking a possible fossil is how you determine bone from rock. If your tongue sticks, it’s probably bone. It’s a really thing real archaeologists do. My Southeastern US professor from college, who’s like the biggest name in his field, assured us it works. Because I’m a dork I’ve screenshotted that post from @midnightmindcave from however long ago because it makes my little nerd heart happy.
I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.”
Make sure that you don’t research what the color of tickets is in the place you are parking, such as safety orange for boston
I got meadow trans😭💖 this is the best quiz I’ve ever taken it’s so pure.
Crossroads Trans
You’re of a nomadic spirit, or a transversal being, comfortable within situations that defeat others. While others demand a constant, you find strength in the journey rather than the destination. This is a unique strength, and offers great opportunity for originality and cunning. On your journeys, you encounter many things, and this is what grants you great wisdom and knowledge. Your strength is immeasurable for its versatility and power. You’ll never be truly alone, even if it might seem like so.
electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.
Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others
My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide
Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other
When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”
Back when it was thought a sneeze was your soul attempting to escape your body, it must have been very concerning when the family dog had a sneezing fit.
The Chaos Bitches 