bogleech:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn

This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best

They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children

Sounds like something corn would say

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick:

shitty-metta-mun:

willowdove:

ifishipititsprobablygay:

rainbow-eeveegirl:

just-a-slytherin-with-salt:

sadunacc:

symbio-ratio:

sullen–beauty:

Apparently not many know this and it’s pretty important information

Hey! Did you know that teenagers rib cages aren’t fully formed! Which means sometimes you get a stabbing pain in your lower side, that’s because the unformed cartilage moved and hit a nerve. If you ever get that, try not to breathe to heavily as it irritates it more

you lifesaver

if this is true thank you

OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THAT IS

YO

oH SO I’M NOT DYING

At 22 I learned that my horrible stabby chest pains were also my ribs! It turns out that sometimes they just kinda… detach and float around. So if you hold your arms above your head and breathe deeply you can pop them back into place.

But if that doesn’t work for you definitely see a doctor about your stabby chest pains. You know. In case it’s your heart

OH

S H I T I KNEW THAT WEIRD POPPING HAD TO BE MY RIBS