astarlitsunflower:

I know we all agree that there are some age old cryptids out there; John Mulaney, Keanu Reeves, Jeff Goldblum.

But like…..What about Alton Brown? There’s no way this is his first run on Earth.

victorian-sexstache:

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

aluminumapples:

light-em-up-benzedrine:

vampireapologist:

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

New immortal vs. old immortal