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this is gorgeous im literally gonna cry i love you so much op thank you for saving my life

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harmonicakind:

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

I love this post.

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I believe the artist is Katy Doughty.  

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Signs you might be a werewolf:

wind-on-the-panes:

  • Easily excited, or easily depressed
  • Sensitive to sensory input depending on the day
  • Gets weirded out out of the blue, looks at nothing, kind of creepy
  • Pets!! But!! Only when Want!!! Otherwise Bite!! (or snap at)
  • SINGING OUT LOUD JUST CAUSE
  • Comfy clothes only!
  • Quite often looks/feels sickly, like your body is awkward
  • btw everything is awkward
  • The only non-awkward place is under your covers, like a burrito, making repeated moevements/sounds
  • Faking faking faking faking
  • Having to give yourself stimuli to feel comfortable in your own skin/turn
  • food might taste good or taste weird who knows you can samefood forever
  • or you can just gobble everything up Taste What Is Taste
  • Loving your People!!! So much!! What can I do for My People?? Presents???? Attention???? will My People still love me or is it too much?????
  • strangers are weird though stay away strangers i don’t like strangers
  • Repeat song! Repeat path home! Repeat clothes! Repeat colors! Repeat smells! Repea
  • The moon. Is pretty. Space pretty.
  • Things are pretty and confusing but you know, Pretty. It’s best when they make sense but they don’t so you just lay down and look at the sky.
  • Overdramatic and overwhelmed

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sexualpres:

Capoeira.

That’s probably a superpower.

Fuck it up !

Disguised as dancing
African slaves in Brazil would practice this capoeria as a fighting style

^^^^ that’s one of the best pieces of information I’ve heard today

Black ingenuity is everlasting

It’s the reason it’s so acrobatic and requires the use of your legs more than anything. It would help slaves fight when they tried to escape and Capoira was created specifically so they could:

a.) Pass it off as a dance with the slave masters unaware of it being a fighting style.

b.) Be able to fight even with their hands shackled.

It’s has a super neat history!

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lawbreaker13:

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little-rat-bastard:

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meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

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Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

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The soles of your feet can never grow hair

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SPONGEBOB…

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How to make a pumpkin head

drawkill:

Since I defs didn’t want to carve a real pumpkin to put on my head and get nasts pumpkin insides all over my hair I decided to paper mache one. Unfortunately there was no good tutorials anywhere so I will share my trial and error knowledge.

First I got some supplies: 1 Punch balloon (they’re rounder and larger they regular balloons), some paper mache stuff in a bag, cardboard, a glue gun, paint, sculpey clay, tape, some news paper and some water and flour mixed together.

Decided to try and make a pumpkin head again for Halloween since I failed last year.

I then put at least three – five paper mache layers of newspaper with flour water on the balloon. I also measured my head and left an opening at the bottom. (NOTE: Don’t put tape on the balloon and try to peel it off after you’re done paper macheing, RIP)

Okay. So far so good, gonna try that paper mixture stuff I bought and somehow sculpt this to look more like a pumpkin.

After that’s all dry I put glue gunned some cardboard onto it to give it some pumpkin like ridges.

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Then I filled the gaps between the cardboard and the newspaper with the paper mache in a bag stuff. Wait for it to dry. (Note: Don’t pop balloon until the paper mache in a bag stuff is dry cause it holds a LOT of water and your paper mache project will sink, RIP) After that I popped the balloon and lightly dampened the top with a sponge and water until it was wet enough to slowly press down into more of a pumpkin shape.

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After it’s all dry I taped a stem I made out of card board on the top and put another layer or two of newspaper mache over top.

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More drying wait time (you can use your oven on the lowest setting to make it dry faster) then I sanded it down and cut out a face with an exacto blade.

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I added a little bit of backing behind the face on the inside with the paper mache in a bag to give it more of a 3D look which wasn’t that noticeable but oh well, it kidna worked… After all that stuffs done I painted it all white otherwise the newsprint would bleed through and make my colours not as bright, I also added some sculpey clay to the brow area to give it some more emotion in which I used an iron to dry it with cause it was too late to put it in the oven with paint all over it (Note: Put clay on before painting).

All ready to painttt.

I sprayed it with a sealer before painting colours on it cause I find acrylics do weird things sometimes. After it was all dry I begin to paint.

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I also painted the inside a red and added a kinda head rest thing on the inside since when I pushed the top down it made an uncomfortable point at the top when putting it on your head. Then once it was all dry I sprayed it with some more sealer, added some cool stuff like stitches with some ribbon and blood which I used nail polish for a shiny effect and put in some lights which weren’t very effective when my head was in the pumpkin but that’s okay, it still looked cool.

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And that’s that!

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Hope this helps some people, Enjoy!