more crow than human is suddenyl my goal in life

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ourhiddenworld:

dawnofthebadpuns:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

broke: nail polish is for girls

woke: anyone can get high off of nail polish fumes

When I was about 10 I was obsessed with pirates and I wanted to wear some out of the house and she said you prob shouldn’t do that cause normally girls do that and it crushed my dreams for like 3 days until I moved on to something else.

let all children wear nail polish and be pirates