ME – Page 2 – The Chaos Bitches

pervocracy:

disorderlyjovial:

pervocracy:

introvertdear:

@introvertdoodles FTW again!

I appreciate that this was written with empathy for the extrovert’s point of view.

(But I’m 100% the person on the right.)

hahahaha the introvert PoV seems so foreign to me! Especially the “no asking questions” and “not staying for dinner” ones. Without context I would take both as super rude and personally offensive.

I don’t ask personal questions to strangers or casual acquaintances because I overthink it. I worry that if I ask about their job it’ll turn out that they’re unemployed and embarrassed about it, or if I ask about their family they’ll be estranged, or something else hideously uncomfortable for small talk.

I’ll sometimes stay for dinner, but sometimes I think people don’t really want me there and just feel obligated to offer. Also I can be a picky eater and I don’t want to make things weird by saying yes and then finding out I hate their food.

freelancervermont:

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”

howtoautism:

how to write an important essay while ur brain is echoing OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

countcracula:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

closet-keys:

me arguing with myself

coolcatgroup:

freelancervermont:

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”