i know the thor fandom likes to paint loki as the bitchy fashion sibling because it’s so easy but let’s look at the FACTS here ladies….thor:
1.had a godmode reveal in his first movie that involved him transforming into a cool outfit like an anime magical girl
2. took time to blow-dry his hair on the avengers plane while everyone was fighting each other
3. was and continues to be the first one to call loki out on his clothing & grooming choices (”you dress like a witch” “your helmet looks like a cow” “looks a little less greasy than i remember him” etc)
4. wore that slutty poncho in the dark world for no reason
5. the age of ultron outfit. u know the one. with the blazer…and the ponytail
6. dragged hulk’s interior decor for filth in ragnarok
7. cried while getting a haircut like he was a 18-year-old girl receiving a traumatic makeover on america’s text top model
thor is the fashion sibling..accept the truth
meanwhile loki: disappears behind tall collars and long sleeves, wears only black like a true depressed millenial, maybe changes clothes like 5 times per movie but they all still look exactly the same, never washes his hair nor does anything with it except brush behind his ears, just likes pyjamas even when pretending to be the old and angry one-eyed warrior king
The Chaos Bitches 