Tag: cute

mutantkittyissalty:

haz31nut:

hulkkink:

albatchy:

bisexyrogers:

sam and t’challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t’challa “do you know him?”

T’challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette

‘‘OI! Get your spiderkids under controll!’‘

kyraneko:

radpeacharbiter:

floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

vaspider:

tehhufflepuffinquisitor:

vaspider:

Added tonight on Nerdykeppie.com – More options & More flags for everyone’s favorite adorable little Pride ghost!

By request, we’ve added some cold-weather options for these sweet little ghosties, as well as some more flags. (More options will be added as I think of more puns, or more puns get suggested.) 

The Halloween Collection is 15% off through September 10th – snag your favorites while the sale’s on! 

I’M BOOSEXUAL. FUCK. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY THAT BECAUSE OF SHEER PUN POWER

Credit for the original (which is the ‘I’m boosexual’ one) goes to @dadhoc. :3 

Also please send help as I have fallen down a rabbit hole of ghost/queer/LGBTQIPA puns

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