bnha chatfics except unlike the headcanon where bakugo only texts in all caps and swearing is replaced by the Better and Correct headcanon that bakugo texts like a roleplayer
bakugo: *puts a strong meaty hand on your shoulder* Die, nerd *glares intimidatingly*
midoriya: wh
sero: hey man you coming to the mall?
bakugo: *runs out the door* WAIT FOR ME YOU FUCK *trips over untied shoelaces*
sero: uh. what. what does that mean
bakugo: *fists clenched, eyes filled with fury* tell DEKU i’m going to beat his ass in training tomorrow *turns around and walks away*
todoroki: how did you get this number
uraraka: half the class is sick so can i have your notes from 1st period
bakugo: *tears pages out of notebook* you wouldn’t expect this huh… “Get your own fucking notes” *shoves them into mouth, devouring them* “i win”
uraraka: screenshotted and added to my snap story *laughs at you*
i physically can’t bring myself to read this post good job op
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