Uncategorized – Page 55 – The Chaos Bitches

swdyww:

blacklavellan:

rivainibabe:

tinypumpkininvasion:

commanderboshtette:

gross

thanks i hate him

These men are pedophiles

elodieunderglass:

tseecka:

end0skeletal:

A piebald or pied animal is one that has a pattern of pigmented spots on an unpigmented (white) background of hair, feathers or scales.

(Photo sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)

Has @elodieunderglass seen these?!

MMMMMMM THIS IS A GOOD COLLECTION OF PIE

trestyoselfchris:

starwarsgraphictee:

addictedtothe-thrill:

Flip your phone upside down

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

furbearingbrick:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

yet another unrealistic body standard for men

organically-indigo:

robregal:

its-a-different-world:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

Noirbnb….like Airbnb, minus the racism.

Black people inspire me everyday, the world gives us shit and we take it and turn it in to something beautiful.

Yooooooooooooo!!!
I will be using! Lit!

Support my bro Stef and Noirbnb. For real. Not even saying that because he’s my homie. That’s a legit business and it’s for us!

FYI: They changed the name to Innclusive.

…If this post is gonna continue floating around and people really wanna support them, they should know that most likely they will not find noirbnb but they definitely WILL find Innclusive.

hiddenlookingglass:

roxilalonde:

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

Lizzy Bennet is an icon.

infinitelymarvel:

drrjsb:

Mark Ruffalo getting into character for The Avengers (2012).

kansanintransition:

theimperfectaresetfree:

theressomethingaboutasunrise:

videohall:

Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down

This is the opposite of a problem

Well that’s adorable.

“He spoil’t. We have spoil’t a wild deer.”

intel-i386:

8foldhero:

narfgaraja:

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

jennytrout:

symmetraismygf:

warriorsatthedisco:

tinycodingkitty:

azzandra:

am-i-the-last-dreamer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL a 19 year old man dove 85 feet into the ocean to wrestle an 80 pound octopus with a 9 foot diameter to the surface in a 25 minute epic battle in which he punched the octopus subduing it after it turned red and lunged at him tearing off his respirator. He drove it home, cooked it up, and ate it.

via reddit.com

This is the man you must fight at the gates of Valhalla to prove you’re worthy of that mighty hall

It somehow gets crazier. this teenager trained for months. he staged fights in his parents’ swimming pool to train for this epic match. he choose halloween night for the final showdown. and it was for a school project. he could have chosen any seafood, but he decided on, in his own words, “that big fucking octopus.” magnificent bastard.

Y’all missed the part where he dragged it ashore and divers saw him, got upset and sent some pretty rough stuff to his family. Then, at the Washington Fish and Wildlife meeting, he showed up and was like “yeah, it should be protected.”

Except that the giant pacific octopus is nowhere near extinct and actually doing just fine.

So not only did he wrestle, kill, and eat a giant octopus– he got it protected from hunting in several locations even though the species doesn’t need protecting.

Fucking legendary indeed.

So the only person they need protection from is this guy.

…what sort of school project requires you to wrestle sea life?

That’s just how Washington is

to be clear, the school project was to “draw something from nature.” nobody asked him to wrestle an octopus.

…now, I have misunderstood the spirit of a lot of art projects before but