Harry Potter Wand Shop

Hello everyone!

I’m trying to get a wandmaking business started. I plan to make detailed, durable wands that are both beautiful and capable of being handled and played with. Currently I am only in the planning stages and would like to know if anyone would be interested!

I plan to make replicas of movie wands, generic wands (the sort you might find in Ollivander’s), and more detailed personalized wands for commissioners. I hope to be able to sell them for MUCH CHEAPER than the ridiculously priced and rather fragile Official wands.

In addition, I plan to make wand charms (little trinkets to hang from the handle of your wand) and if I get going well enough, perhaps other things too!

PLEASE LIKE this post of you might be interested, and reblog if you’d like to spread the news. It is worth repeating that right now I am ONLY in the planning stage, but if you have questions please feel free to send an ask or message me!

Thank you!

kimbergoat:

destroyroxy:

kimbergoat:

arinrowan:

kaitoukitty:

arinrowan:

kaitoukitty:

arinrowan:

lazulisong:

lavenderprose:

Today I found out that yarners think crocheting socks is subversive and controversial and I just…on one hand, why the fuck not, I guess yarners are allowed to have their controversies, but on the other, how much time do you have in your FUCKIN DAY??

My main concern is how they would feel but Maggie u know yarn fandom gotta think about something while knitting five miles of stockingnette for a sweater

Look, you can’t just leave it at that, why is it subversive and controversial? *gets popcorn*

I mean, I’m taking this on good faith, and I’m not saying this is my own personal belief.  I believe in all crafts. 

But…the structure of the stitches and the resulting fabric is pretty different between crochet and knitting.  You get different effects between them, which lends themselves to different crafts.  And none of the effects of (most) crochet stitches lend themselves naturally to socks.  You’re (usually) going to end up with something either stiff and bulky, or full of holes that will Not Feel Good to walk on. Whereas knitted socks will just…BE elastic and comfortable.

Sure you CAN do it.  And there are people and patterns that do it well!!

But MOST crochet socks are a bit like calling this a bicycle

I mean… Okay?  But people are going to Talk.

But this is BABY controversy, this is nothing.  You haven’t even touched on the good shit like RHSS or that time the Olympic Committee dissed us.

Iiiinteresting. So one of those “just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD” things.

Also I know very little about the yarn fandom except for that bit where a woman had to fake her death and had a nervous breakdown over selling homespun/dyed yarn so like, I already have big expectations.

Was that the one that “died” of leukemia or the one that “died” of lupus, or the one that overdosed?

From what I know of the narrative as it was described to me, I want to say the one that overdosed, but I am intrigued and vaguely concerned that there are multiple distinct individuals the above situation could apply to.

hey umm, what the fuck

the fake deaths thing: indie yarn dyer gets popular, gets overwhelmed by orders, can’t refund money because of shitty bookkeeping, decides faking online death is the only way out.

i’m sure some of them are unintentional rather than premeditated scammers but they’re all still thieving assholes who shouldn’t be running businesses and need to give all the money back.

the olympics commitee: ravelry, well-known knitting (fiber arts in general) site, held a contest they called the ‘ravelympics’ to drum up olympic support then get a cease-and-desist letter for copyright infringement, and the letter said that calling it that ‘denigrates the true nature of the Olympic Games’ and was ‘disrespectful to our country’s finest athletes’

except, you know, ravelry had like 2 million users who all, by nature of ravelry being a website, have basic tech literacy. the social media backlash was so bad that the olympics board had to make 2 official apologies because the first wasn’t good enough.

RHSS: Red Heart Super Saver is cheap Walmart-level yarn. some people hate it because it used to be just really fucking awful and they haven’t bothered updating their opinions. some people hate it because they hate non-natural yarns. some people hate it because they’re yarn snobs(which, btw, comes in two flavors: the disdainful assholes and the people who just don’t see the point if you have the money and don’t indulge yourself). a lot of people defend it because it’s cheap and widely locally available and honestly not that bad after a wash and some fabric softener.

crocheted socks: exactly what kaitoukitty said. people who crochet socks tend to either be new crocheters who are not aware crochet is not the best medium for socks or experienced crocheters who are pushing the boundaries of the medium.

babies on fire: i can’t believe we’re talking about yarncraft controversies and no one mentioned babies on fire. that’s my favorite controversy.

so when deciding what material to make baby blankets out of, in addition to considerations like softness, ease of washing, and allergy concerns quite a lot of people like to consider what would happen to the baby if the blanket was set on fire. yes, really.

wool has the problem of hand-wash only blankets for a new mother (superwash wool exists but that’s a whole ‘nother paragraph), allergy concerns, and also
real fucking expensive if you want quality not-itchy-on-baby-skin wool. but pro-wool-blanket people insist that because wool actually resists being set on fire pretty well and also can self-extinguish, it’s the only sensible choice.

acrylic on the other hand is cheap and you can throw it in the washing machine, and while bad quality acrylics might be stiff and plastic-y they’re not itchy, but if it gets set on fire it will melt onto the baby’s skin. pro-acrylic people insist that if your blanket is on fire, you probably have bigger problems than what the blanket is made of.

wow I didn’t expect such a detailed response. thank you!

unirob:

gayworstenemy:

maxopferkuch:

musicyoutubelife11:

omg-horns:

psychichologrampeanut:

omg-horns:

shmuring:

omg-horns:

JUST WATCH IT OK

Holt shit

YES

I am scared and confused.

(:

I love this….those kids are geniuses…and do they actually know how to play/tongue/bow the instrument they were playing in that video? Not doubting them or anything it just looked like they swapped instruments….

Ok, as the person in the blue shirt on the left, I can explain what is going on here.

On the far left, you see a clarinetist playing a broken cello.  She does not know how to play the cello.  (Nor does that cello have any intention of being played.)

My friend and I are collectively playing a frankenstein of an instrument that I like to call the “Eb bassooninet.”  It’s an Eb clarinet with a bassoon bocal attached. It sounds like a dying duck.

The bassoonist in the middle is the only one playing a normal instrument normally.

Second from the right, you see a clarinetist playing half a clarinet.

Finally, on the far right you see a clarinetist playing a Bb clarinet that is pulled out so far at every joint that it approximates an A clarinet.

The best part about this video is that everyone is actually a really accomplished musician, not that you’d guess it xD

au contraire, this is the kind of thing ONLY accomplished musicians are fucking weird enough to come up with

I mean, you’re not wrong there

thealmightysystem:

the-red-system:

we-are-all-i:

thesparksystem:

Me: oh my god my DID is literally fake, smh why am I such a liar

Literally an alter: I’m literally an alter.

Me: So… Fake… Can’t believe I’m such… A liar…

Literally an alter: ohhHHHHHH My god

I don’t have DID

(Little has a mental break down and crawls under the desk until I let them have ice cream)

Nope …. I don’t have any other people in my head…..

I’m not multiple

Headmates: cook, clean, manage almost our entire life, keep us in one piece, upright, and passingly healthy, manage our trauma, socialize for us

I just have weird, strong moods…

Headmates:

Me: They’re just me pretending to be multiple people to get away with doing things.

Them: We literally cannot pretend to be you. Your dog runs away from us because she can tell the difference. You’ve been switching nonstop since June. 

Me: They’re just made up…I fool myself into thinking I’m different people but it’s all made up…

Them: Then stop doing it.

Me, who can’t stop because it isn’t a fake: It’s all fake…

Me: god I’m so fake.

Someone: has a photographic memory but only shares sometimes

Someones else: is fluent in five languages

Someone else else: is not triggered by the Major Trigger

Me, unable to remember my age, barely fluent in English, Extremely Triggered by the Major Trigger: …….sssso fake…………

internclarabelle:

keirs-cool:

screaming-milk:

aut0-resp0nder:

forbidden stims

-stomping on a pile of slush in the winter so it explodes everywhere

-taking a deep breath and just fucking screaming

-stepping on shattered christmas ornaments

-very meticulously painting with nice paint on the kitchen wall where you’ll get crucified for painting

-turning on some glass animals or marina and the diamonds and rhythmically pounding an apple into pulp on the cutting board with a meat tenderizer

-biting into a stick of chapstick and chewing

-pouring out an entire bottle of olive oil??? glug glug

-pomegranate seeds except instead of eating them i just. hold them in my hand for a while and then throw them away

-tearing your unused notebook to absolute shreds because you like tearing paper and dont know when to stop

-i got super understimulated and hyper and ate an entire pencil once, wood and lead and eraser and metal and all

-throwing all your glass/clay mugs onto the floor and watching them shatter

-punching holes into the wall

-accidentally biting through your own skin

-ripping stuffed things apart with your bare hands

-pouring water directly into the carpet

-licking the paper in a book

-turning egg shells into tiny little pieces

-scribbling all over your homework

-pushing over chairs

-taking a big sip of a drink and just letting it run back out through your lips

-slapping your friends

-just two-foot stomping through the floor like rumpelstiltskin

-turning on the faucet and just. leaving it on. nice noise. foosh

-using a sewing pin to slowly and methodically scratch the varnish off of the wooden dining table

-alternatively, using a sewing pin to slowly and methodically stipple holes across the entirety of the wooden dining table

-finger painting without paper. just. paint. table. hands. SMOOSh

-making premium blends of mud out in the yard. over here we have extra fine mud, thrice sifted. over here is the crunchy mud, with small pebbles that i chose by hand to ensure quality. over here

-writing soliloquies on the wall in pencil because the sounds and texture of writing on paint is nice

-SMASHING ROCKS TOGETHER. SMASH. CRUSH. AHHHH CLACKY SOUNDS AND SMELL OF GUNPOWDER

-methodically shredding the soft, meaty leaves of every plant you get your hands on. juicy

-pouring candle wax onto the table, then sticking your finger in it so it dries on your fingertip in nice, fingerprinted wax petals

-drawing with charcoal and getting it ALL OVER YOUR BODY. ALL EXPOSED SKIN. IN YOUR HAIR. YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK NOW IF THEY WEREN’T ALREADY

-Banging your forehead into the wall. Not like,,,, TOO hard, but just like. Bonk. Bonk. Bonk. Bonk

-Opening a book to the very center, grabbing a half in each hand, and tEARING IT DOWN THE SPINE. HULK STRONG

-Attempting to rip every single piece of fabric you touch. HULK STRONG

-Chewing on shopping receipts. Good texture. Good flavor. Good cronchy

-grabbing a stick and bEATING THE WALL WITH IT. ADRENALINE. POWER. AAAAAAHHH DIE STICK