thevelvetpelican:

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

cowboy-butch:

fatdryad:

evelynnesbit:

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

me @ my family thanksgiving dinner after shotgunning five tequila shots

dankmemeuniversity:

mattibee:

For The Nintendo Switch™

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

littlesquishplush:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hey so

Vote

What if I’m Canadian

then you have my permission to throw snowballs at americans

rizaoftheowls:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.