sweethoneysempai:

“DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER??!!” hahaha it’s funny because trans people have a life expectancy of 34 specifically because of hate-based violence

cavehome:

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

shesellsseagulls:

navas-things:

I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily

peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer

lostkidssystem:

captainsnoop:

dragonrusher21:

captainsnoop:

saiyans are canonically genetically in to femdom 

Do you accept constructive criticism? 

i’ll accept your apology

@theamoracomplex

clouffy:

clouffy:

crash bandicoot is a twink

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

mikkeneko:

kelssiel:

1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!

loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone

Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.

Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone

Thor, through text: OK

jumpingjacktrash:

motorizedduck:

harakanlompolo:

Translated:

Do you know what’s perfect?
Bear ears

correct