lumnch:

op is sensitive so don’t go off

garashirs:

garashirs:

you know what i miss??? sand animals

would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?

haiku-robot:

pesky-plumbers:

oncelers-husband:

pesky-plumbers:

please don’t do this to me right now nintendo

c’mon, how bad can it possibly be?

i hate both your url and your comment please never contact me again

i hate both your url

and your comment please never

contact me again

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vinndetta:

trump: won’t let security check his phones, says it’s “too inconvenient”

us: 

boys-r-cute:

appreciate boys with long hair, cowards

seafoodmomma:

insomniac-arrest:

barbara-lazuli:

insomniac-arrest:

astralraven:

insomniac-arrest:

Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations

flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married

college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened 

raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’

I thought the black panther was female

nope

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Also, a worthy mention with them:

You forgot Jumba and Pleakly

you’re right!!

two of Lilo’s many fathers, combine to form an unholy mix of science-dad jokes between them, highest form of twink/bear relationship 

Excuse me Im pretty sure the highest form of twink/bear is the fucking one with the ACTUAL FUCKING BEAR. 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

egberts:

for the last 2 ½ years I’ve had this note posted in the kitchen

but lately it’s been ignored

and after a particularly raunchy dish-rinsing session and a lot of pent up pettiness I made this

maybe now that it’s a little flashier SOME PEOPLE 👀 will actually pay attention to it.

a few alternatives came to mind: