original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.
addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.
Tumblr’s at it again, thanks to the new European Privacy Laws. There’s probably nobody who will read this, but it pissed me off so much that I decided to make a post about it. (Ignore the weird language mish-mash, depending on your country the language might differ.)
OK, so many of us get this screen when we try to access our dash:
Realise how the ‘OK’ button is a nice, attention-grabbing blue? If you’re like me, you’re not exactly into reading a 100 pages document and tend to just click it.
My tip? DONT. Instead click on ‘Manage Options’ right next to it:
Now you’ll see this page:
Still pretty harmless, right? That ‘Accept’ button is looking really attractive right now. Instead, click on Verwalten (Probably something like ‘Manage Options’ or something in english) and you’ll get to this page:
Now that’s not too bad, right? I just switched all the buttons to ‘off’, because I’m jealously guarding my personal information and don’t want Tumblr to go off and do who knows what with it. Looks like we’re done! But wait: There’s a SHOW option.
When we click on that one, what we will get is this:
A HUGE list with OVER 300 ENTRIES of companies that can use your data by default if you’d just clicked ‘OK’ on that very first page. Coincidence that this list is hidden that much? Me thinks not. They’re all switched on by default, but I am still a petty bitch that doesn’t want to give out her data, so I switched them all off. All 300+ of them. There is no option to switch them all off at once, and even if you disable all the options above, the companies are still switched on.
(If you wonder how i got that number, I copied the list into excel and looked at the cell number. No way am I actually counting all those entries)
I too, am a petty bitch who unticked every single one.
negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest
ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend
russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american
ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand
domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye
ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye
vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity
ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian
blind al (comics): white
ryan reynolds: black
deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian
ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!
i don’t know why ryan reynolds is still pretending that he’s just an actor. we’ve all figured out he’s legitimately deadpool awhile ago. like he can break the fourth wall so one day he just decided to show up in our universe to play himself in a movie
While I’m on the subject, I also believe that no one should be able to purchase higher quality legal representation, regardless of how much money they have. The quality of someone’s legal defense should have nothing whatsoever to do with wealth or poverty. The ability to purchase better legal representation essentially means that your ability to ignore or break the law is directly correlated with your wealth, and any system which allows that is fundamentally broken.
That thing about how “any crime punishable by a fine really just means ‘legal for rich people”.
The Chaos Bitches 