So with all the info coming out of the Pokemon Gold and Silver Demo that was found, I figured I’d make a neat little post showing Pokemon that were Cut from the game or Heavily Changed before full release organized in a neat sheet. And with the color sprites!
While it is a shame some of these never say the light of day (that Ditto Evolution is personal favorite), there are also some things that are better left on the cutting room floor.
Like that Lickitung Evolution.
Thank you, whoever is responsible, for making sure that thing didn’t come to exist.
a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online.
ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in the interests of safety i’ve emptied out my face tag and may temporarily deactivate or password protect this blog.
please reblog this and get the word out, and if you pray, please pray for me and my fellow Saudi LGBTQ+/MOGAI family.
ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs.
Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)
Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™
medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool
you can fix any illness or injury by humming to yourself
nobody should be alone in the bathroom, ever
if you’re scared of someone, just fluff up your hair real big and they’ll probably leave you alone
when you pee on something, you own that thing. congratulations! property is urine
if it makes a sound like food, it is definitely food and you should try to eat it no matter what
hitting someone in the face is an appropriate way to thank them for doing your hair
when your friend is sad, sitting on top of them will make them feel better
if a gross dude is trying to have sex with you and you’re not into it, just shrug your shoulders and walk a few feet away and he’ll forget what he was doing entirely
missed the toilet? it’s ok. just kick some tp over it and nobody will know the difference. it’s also ok if you don’t even manage to cover it up as long as you tried
when you have leftovers, scratching the table around your dish will keep them fresh and tasty until you’re ready to eat again
if you are lonely and want affection, headbutting your best friend at full force is the best way to let them know you want to hang out
jealous because someone else is getting all the love? berate them until they leave the room. the other person will then be happy to immediately transfer their affection to you
silently and grimly kicking your brother in the stomach is a fun way to spend an afternoon
there is no limit to the number of times gravity can be discovered
it’s very important to keep yourself hydrated! find the stupidest possible way to drink water and do that. make sure to get your neck nice and wet for no real reason
when you’re finished styling your coif in the morning, remember to eat the hair you’ve combed out for a morning pick-me-up snack
doors should never be closed. if a door is closed it is a terrible mistake and must be remedied immediately by screaming at your mom
taking a shortcut to your favorite restaurant means that the restaurant will be an entirely different place by the time you get there
for a dramatic and loveable makeup look, wing both your top and bottom eyeliner all the way out to your ears and then draw a little “m” on your forehead
when it’s time to take the edge off, scatter your favorite drug on the floor and just roll around in it until you drool
need exercise? do sprint laps of your house at three in the morning. don’t worry about knocking things over! your health is more important than that ming vase.
Thank you, I needed the cat rules explaining again.
The Chaos Bitches 