When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!
I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH
Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.
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Please watch this video if your sad.
(No kitties were hurt.)
“you’re probably two days old”,
“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”
i love this
“Alright I got my flower crown on. This is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep, shits about to get fucking deep in here. I heard you were sad so I decided that I needed to come and rescue you, like some sort of like, prince. Okay, here we go. I’m gonna cheer you up. Here you go! (Small meow, another meow.) Here. Here we go (meow meow), here. Two days old, right? (mew mew mew mew mew) Two days old.. two days old, already cute as hell, has lots of potential. I’m gonna return it right there. And you? You’re a lot like that kitten, whoever you are. You have lots of potential, you’re probably two days old, aaand you’re very cute.”
Actually making me cry. Thank you to the op and everyone who reblogged.
This is the one video I can watch that will cheer me up no matter what
My favorite video
2018 Oscars Glambot – Danai Guriria, Winston Duke, and Lupita Nyong’o
Royalty
Glory
BICEPS
what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions
marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???
“this is a dog”
[a bunch of hands fly up]
“you cannot ride it, it is too small”
[all hands go down]
I will never stop reblogging this every single time it reappears on my dash
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be
we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters
in general i think a lot of this site could benefit from being nice to teenagers who are just being kind of dorky. i dont care if a thirteen year old kins spiderman dude
like actually as far as marvel goes peter parker is a solid kintype and if youre peter parker i commend you
peter parker PLEASE interact
i can only use this site on mobile now, being on a desktop feels so unnatural like what do i do? type, with a physical keyboard? my hooves are too big to do such a thing
I’m sorry, your what?
What? Y’all got toes? In 2018??? Lmfao
The Chaos Bitches 