Uncategorized – Page 302 – The Chaos Bitches

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?

steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no

the cop, flustered, about to pass out, staring as his notepad: how long have u….. drive….. no license… illegal???

steve, a little shit, slowly driving away to avoid conflict: since,,,, world war…. two

the cop lets him go. he’s forgotten all his training. its a hopeless situation. when he gets back to the station everyone laughs in his face. he’s humiliated. captain america doesn’t have a license???? preposterous!!!

steve’s done it again, he’s beaten the system.

joulejay:

joulejay:

joulejay:

another small addition

last truth tea

costcogothic:

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

melcecilia14:

khaki-da:

Hector: Imelda, como se dice “un zapato” en inglés?

Imelda: A shoe.

Hector: Salud.

Imelda:

I can barely understand Spanish and I screeched

actoremergency:

He did it

joulejay:

joulejay:

another small addition

last truth tea

songsandbooks:

This is the wholesome cat of protection.

You don’t have to reblog or like but every time you see one of those ‘reblog this or something bad will happen’ posts, he will protect you from any ill effects.