theawesomeadventurer:

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

My kind of dress.

someone: tell me more about your dnd character!

me, who knows dam well he’s just me but an elf:

gavrockandroll:

gavrockandroll:

hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions

good points, it looks like we got ourselves a winner right off the bat. good work team, 630 is gay

when it’s the gay time

candiikismet:

sindeed28:

Science explaining why The Rock won’t survive in the Skyscraper movie.

(Source 9GAG)

I hate this 😂😂😂

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

tinibopper:

afallenwolf:

fyeahdisneyatlantis:

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?”

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

And for the record,

Atlantean was written/created by

Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon.

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

blueleaders:

blueleaders:

recryption:

ok. ok ok i know essentially everyone knows about this comic but theres 200 other comics im 99% sure are made by the same person and reading through it i?s so fucking surreal??? nobody talks about the rest of these comics when theyre just as good as this one??? what the fuck??

like holy shit. holy fucking shit. these are gold and all i see quoted is the “im dying squirtle” comic when these are just as good what the fuck

this post was too advanced when i originally made it but i think its time to bring it back

monkeysaysficus:

skinnyorganicchemist:

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

geckohq:

Pride snakes are finally available!! I can make a pride snake version of every pride gecko or dragon I have. The ones pictured above are just examples.

LGBTQ+ Pride Snake Amigurumi Crochet Toy (Choose one)

I’m autistic and disabled. The money is going toward paying for medical expenses. Please signal boost. Thank you. ❤

doomy:

doomy:

i made a chrome extension that automatically blocks amazon and all of its child companies during the worker strike (prime day) and that can also be used to block any sites for future strikes in a scheduled way.

here’s the code rn, i uploaded to the chrome webstore but it’ll take a bit, ill update when I get it published so it’s easier to install

https://github.com/piedoom/webstrike

it’ll do nothing until prime day starts, and then it’ll block every amazon site until the strike is over. v janky rn but it works.

Here’s the extension

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webstrike/gncbiclggjkgcnecfcfpdclkdojpjajj

ui is kinda trash rn but..

(i cant reblog this post but this was useful – it also blocks some more child companies not listed here)

again it’s only for chrome and i made it in like 3 hours so it might be fucked but afaik it works fine. just install it and leave it be, it’ll automatically activate on strikes.