a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude with giant fists and an anger management problem, teams up with a fierce female fighter with a tragic past, all while trying to navigate a strange, colorful world forever locked in a sensationalized competition and run by an old man with a flamboyant demeanor. along the way, he runs into a disgraced royal heir with a penchant for green and mischief
Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y’all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.
Like if you don’t wanna take your gf shopping that’s your loss tell her to dump your dumb ass & hmu
We’re setting up for a short homebrew to play for a few hours, and I’ve set everything up for my character except the name.
DM: What’s his name?
Me: *instinctively gives a voice-cracking screech*
DM: Hhhhyyeerrrgghhh?
Me: *realizing what I’ve done and committing to it* Yep.
DM: *fully onboard and loving it* Well, all right then!
I then played the entire night making whatever inhuman sounds my throat could make as my character voice.
The Chaos Bitches 