orchestraordie:

orchestraordie:

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

breccia-domain:

ktobermanns:

elloette:

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

vivialopod:

hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

batman52:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

nightsatkendalls:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

nightsatkendalls:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

awhitewyvern:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

pansexualfaithlehane:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

I bought a romper today.

Dudes we’ve been missing out.

also i bought that sprinkles fanny pack >_>

I bet that’s a look!!!! 😄😄😄

Becki, I had my own personal photoshoot and girl

Y’all get one! I look a hot mess in the others but the romper still looks 🔥🔥🔥

You look like a Pokemon trainer to be honest

I am a Pokemon trainer

If I had the talent, I’d 10000% Photoshop a bunch of Pidgey into those trees

I believe in you. If you make one I’ll make it my new Tumblr pictuuuure

I did my best haha 

Look at my birdS!. This is happening!!!

He looks like he could be a character from Dream Daddy!💦🍆💖

I am

lesbianchemicalplant:

There’s now a gofundme for Maddie, the 12 year-old trans girl being witchhunted, so her family can move somewhere safer: https://www.gofundme.com/move4maddie

beardedboggan:

hottiemcthotty:

theconcealedweapon:

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

this is accurate

That’s what conservatives sound like. To a fucking letter.

jewcoded:

theta-epsilon:

jewcoded:

nightfuryqueen:

jewcoded:

What body lmao

That sorta body must cost, like, a literal arm and leg, like damn.