once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
whoa
Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?
[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT
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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.
This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
But it’s just as fast
Cruel choices #137: you must consume one – and only one – of the following pieces of media.
1. Sailor Moon retold in the style of a 19th Century Russian philosophical novel.
2. The Brothers Karamazov retold in the style of a magical girl anime.
“Our very existence proves there is a peak,” Mars spat, the wind-swept snow no deterrent to her clad in naught but the Sailor uniform as she was. “Man need not concern itself with matters of godhood. We are gods given flesh.”
“It is precisely because of what we are that they cannot rest.” Mercury replied. “One cannot and must not embrace egoism. If we fall, who then will they turn to? Who then will care for what mankind has wrought? Only mankind itself.”
Then from two alleys over there came not so much a cry but a sound, a resolute plea to the skies above not for help, but for guarantee of vengeance. The earnest note struck chords within Mars and Mercury, as if it had been an answer to both of their sides; and yet, it was distinctly not.
“Corrupting the minds of the people with false nationalism where there should be nothing but love of all man, exemplifying godhood as nothing more than superiority to others instead of preaching it as empathy and spilling my borscht… For that, I cannot forgive you! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”
“Scandal in Staraya: Dmitri’s Secret Plan! Grushenka is an Evil Temptress!?“
Next week: Karamazov no Kyodai: Demons, Season 1 Episode 6!
Otanoshimini!
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”
The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.
its back
Okay, but what if Harry did, at some point, settle down and become a Hogwarts professor? Maybe a few years after the kids are graduated and joints are beginning to ache and reflexes are beginning to dull, he finally gives in and accepts McGonagall’s prodding to come teach DADA.
I think it would have taken them a little time to explore, but Harry and Ginny realize they’d be happier in an open relationship. Ginny immediately also starts dating Luna, but Harry usually has less committed flings.
Then he goes to Hogwarts and there’s a whooooole lot of time with Neville and they’re the last ones that see they’ve fallen into dating. Like best gay dads of Hogwarts, please!!!
Gotta talk to Professor Potter or Professor Longbottom? They may be in the greenhouses or on the quidditch pitch, but odds are, if you’re looking for one of them, you’ll find them together, anyway.
Students aww’ing and giggling and pointing at the way Professors Potter and Longbottom hold hands under the table and sometimes even play footsie.
Good thing you can’t take House Points away for ‘bad’ behavior from Professors because Headmistress McGonagall swears no students have ever been caught snogging in the corridors as much as Harry and Neville have.
They’re never unkind about it, but if Gryffindor wins, Harry and Neville get ridiculously proud and do a synchronized, choreographed winning dance at the front of the hall that they absolutely practice and change up every year, even though it won’t be shared every year.
The kids just love them. They’re so supportive and legitimately listen to the student’s problems, totally the wonderfully dorky dads of Hogwarts who love and protect all their Hogwarts children. They often get letters from alumni asking for advice or support or just sharing good news and life updates with them. Each and every one gets a reply, usually drafted together.
– submitted by anonymous
Just a quick thing I put together. This blew my fucking MIND when my anatomy teacher pointed it out. My drawings instantly got better. You might know it (good for you, I wish I knew it before too T_T) or you might not and it might help you get better.
I did NOT know this! :OOOOO Thank you!
miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”
The Chaos Bitches 