My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
and now I’m wondering how in the hell Lilo came to the conclusion that there’s a peanut butter loving fish god who demands tribute or else he’ll murder your family.
When massive trauma hits, some people try to find any way to make sense of what seems senseless. Find any semblance of control, of responsibility.
Lilo may be blaming herself (unfairly) for her parents’ death. This was the only connection she could make, the only thing she could have had any control over, so to her it must have been her fault. If only she was a good girl. If only she did the right thing. Then maybe…
It’s very very hard to lose a mindset like that even when it’s the most irrational thing, even when it hurts you, because then you’re left with nothing.
And when you’re six your pattern recognition skills are a work in progress. Lilo sees that type of fish one day and as it swims away it starts to rain; connection made.
“Lilo may be blaming herself (unfairly) for her parents’ death. This was the only connection she could make, the only thing she could have had any control over, so to her it must have been her fault. If only she was a good girl. If only she did the right thing. Then maybe… “
This movie had some of the best scenes cut out of it.
This is one of my favourite movies yet somehow I never saw this deleted scene…. Excuse me a second…
tokay but you know what is the truly GAYEST barbie movie ever and I, a sapphic, loved:
barbie and the diamond castle
a story of two lesbian farmers who live in a hut together in the middle of the forest, even sleep in the same bedroom
they make music.
lesbian music.
they go out together every morning, singing about how much they love each other
there is nothing heterosexual about those looks, btw
they literally find two heart-shaped stones that they wear to symbolise their ‘friendship’ and then hold hands
their strong bond is the main theme throughout the movie, and two twin brothers fall for them but the girls leave them at first and go off together (that lesbian activity), of course they meet up again because the gayness cannot be obvious
they never end up with the boys and actually return home together after all the drama
like, this is the ending shot of their story
not to mention the soundtrack has gay classics like ‘connected’ and ‘two voices, one song’
excerpt from ‘connected’:
It’s not an accident, the time we spent apart, But now we’re so close, I can always find you right here in my heart.
and
Everytime that I breathe, I can feel the energy, Reachin’ out, Flowin’ through, You to me and me to you. Wake or dream, Walk or stand, You are everywhere I am. Seperate souls, unified, Touching at the speed of light!
excerpt from two voices, one song
And anywhere you are you know I’ll be around And when you call my name I’ll listen for the sound If I could wish for one thing I take the smile that you bring Wherever you go in this world I’ll come along Together we dream the same dream Forever I’m here for you, you’re here for me
when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!
The Chaos Bitches 