Amazing X-Men #4 – “The Quest for Nightcrawler IV”
written by Jason Aaron art by Ed McGuinness & Dexter Vines
bonus:
How is there anyone anywhere on earth who has read an X-men comic who doesn’t think that Nightcrawler and Logan are hella gay and in love with each other
Seriously, tho
They are literally full on embracing there and Logan’s last thoughts when he thinks he’s about to die aren’t of any of the female characters he’s “Loved” according to Marvel’s editors…not of his creepy fixation on Jean Grey, not of Mariko, not of whoever that random character inserted into his backstory who wound up being Daken’s mom was…. his last thoughts are of Kurt
Marvel: This is just two bros being bros
Me, an intellectual: THIS IS ROMANTIC LOVE
True Facts: The artist who drew this cover confirmed at a con with Greg Rucka that it is 100% what you think it is
And then laughed gleefully at how the imbeciles in Marvel editorial completely failed to spot this and basically published his slash fanart as an official cover 😀
Wait what did they think it was?
Because it’s very clearly naked Nightcrawler and a pissed looking Logan.
What? What did they think it was? Did they assume he was wearing dark pants? Does Nightcrawler often chill naked and so this is normal for him?
I too am genuinely baffled as to how they didn’t see how HELLA GAY this cover was 😀
The levels of denial the straights can engage in when confronted with blatantly gay material is baffling.
The power of their Heteronormative Goggles is so great that they cannot see the gay when it’s looking them right in the face (And when one of the gays looking them right in the face is also looking his boyfriend right in the crotch)
I’m five foot nine. My hair is long and it’s dark brown. I wear leather a great deal, high boots always, and sometimes glove-soft vests and even leather skirts now and then, and I wear lace, especially when I can find the kind I like: intricate, very old-fashioned lace, snow white. I have light skin that tans easily, large breasts, and long legs. And though I don’t feel beautiful and never have, I know that I am. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be a trainer at The Club.
–Exit to Eden by Anne Rice (aka Rampling), 1985
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
*”Rampling” was Rice’s pseudonym while she was writing erotica, mainly for this and the Sleeping Beauty quartet
i mean ….
lestat is on the my immortal train too lol
Anne Rice hates fanfiction! My Immortal is a satire of fanfiction about the fiction from an author who hates fanfiction. This makes everything even better.
This is just more evidence that you could teach a full semester course on My Immortal.
Add this to the ‘My Immortal was a troll all along’ evidence pile
I am absurdly, pettily happy that it’s Anne Rice getting slammed with the My Immortal comparisons.
(Is it me or does “My Immortal” sound very like the sort of title an Anne Rice book would have?)
Have we considered the possibility that Anne Rice actually wrote My Immortal?
:: squints ::
Y’know, the theory of Anne Rice having written My Immortal is nowhere NEAR as cracky as her last book was …
I didn’t know what the hell “My Immortal” was referring to for a long time and I just ASSUMED it was an Anne Rice novel by all the quotes I saw.
Anne Rice being the secret author of My Immortal is actually… not a bad theory? I mean, we know she HATES fanfiction, but also seeks it out (at least well enough to sue them) so she has some knowledge of fandom and probably of some of the styles/themes of the time. I could totally see her writing My Immortal in the dead of night, trying to wrap up every single thing she hates about fanfiction in one terribly-written package.
can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??
My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”
My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??
i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???
what the fuck
can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??
this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.
Being a supportive parents to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.
“my thoughts and prayers to your body for losing its mind and soul so tragically” HOT DAMN COLIN OH MY GOD DO NOT ACT LIKE HE DIDNT STRAIGHT UP OBLITERATE THOSE FOOLS
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be
we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters
this is all EXACTLY the way my brain works about the ocean.
Y’all remember the leviathan from the movie Atlantis?
Peter, crawling to the kitchen of the compound at 3 AM: WHERE is the appley juice
Sam, hitting him with a broom: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack smack smack*
How the other avengers would react:
Bucky: same as Sam but “WHAT * THE* HELL”
Tony: screams and drops whatever he is holding. The first time. He quickly gets used to it.
Steve: his heart stops beating for a second and it is several more seconds before he remembers to breathe. He will never fully understand this kid.
Natasha: IF he manages to startle her, very nearly shoots him and then lectures him about sneaking around in a house full of armed and traumatized soldiers/spies/scientists.
Bruce: about jumps out of his skin and then laughs for an hour.
Thor: joins the quest for appley juice.
There are many reasons Clint doesn’t live with these people.
Honestly, it is less creepy when he’s on the ceiling…
The Chaos Bitches 