cipheramnesia:

natalunasans:

doolallymagpie:

doolallymagpie:

straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation

amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from

that’s a megacorporation

and it’s bad, todd

WE LIVE IN AN OLIGOPOLIC KLEPTOPLUTOCRACY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE

we care, it’s just hard to spell

petition to shorten it to megacarps

golfgalaxy:

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

izumisrealm:

ainaraoftime:

ainaraoftime:

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

WELCOME TO THE AMAZING WORLD OF SPANISH/PORTUGUESE FALSE FRIENDS

Lmfao we just met the alter who represented what we thought of as our “default setting”/”neutral mode” for the longest time and now I can finally say for the first time in my life, I like “”””myself”””””

hauntbaby:

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

dopeluminarydreamer:

numberlover1729:

one-time-i-dreamt:

xxxamethystrosexxx:

andthenrealitycrashesthrough:

*sees post on tumblr*

Every damn time. 

This even happens to me from time to time because over the course of running this blog, I went through thousands and thousands of submissions and I apparently do not remember all of them so I’ll see some older submission on my dash and get confused or worried for a good few seconds until I see my icon and realize, ah, that’s just me, phew. 

@one-time-i-dreamt so, you’re telling us that the person who RUNS the freaky dream blog forgets to read the user name?!? I feel better now

The fact that one-time-i-dreamt is scared of her own posts is weirdly reassuring