i-am-a-fish:

meanest-thieves-steal-blankets:

i-am-a-fish:

philosophical-wanton:

i-am-a-fish:

reasons to shave:

✔️ hoo boy, it is warm out and I gotta cool off pronto!

✔️ I love feeling smooth sm….. I love feeling like a slippery slab of bacon….

✔️ FUCJ FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKS IM ITCHY EVERYTHING ITCHES

✔️ I love the look of being clean shaven and that’s all there is to it!

🚫 some JERKWEASEL told you to shave

✔️ To provide better aerodynamics when being catapulted through the air

✔️ Gathering human hair for any number of spells, voodoo rituals or arts projects

✔️ Well I shaved my eyebrows may as well shave everything else while I’m at it

🚫 I’m scared some JERKWEED might say something if I don’t

@philosophical-wanton an EXCELLENT addition thank u

Reasons NOT to shave:

✔️hoo boy do I hate feelin the wind against my bare skin

✔️F l u f f y

✔️no time to shave

✔️too much effort to shave

✔️razor burn

✔️allergic to shaving

✔️I just don’t want to shave and that’s all!!

🚫shaving is for girls only

🚫hair makes u manly

You can do what you want with your body because it’s your body! Other people don’t control your body! Men can shave their legs too! Girls can be hairy too! Everybody gets to decide what they want to do with their own body!

fucking……yes…… go off…….. thank you @meanest-thieves-steal-blankets

geekandmisandry:

d6-da-maniac:

clairethehuntress:

soul-angelos:

wear-it-like-armour-bastard:

testxsterone:

hollowedskin:

raphaelsdumort:

sarsbabe77:

animatedamerican:

inquisitivespirit:

protectnevillelongbottom:

littlepumpkinprincess:

fiercefatfeminist:

fiercefatfeminist:

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

Now. More. Than. Ever.

Question: if I see someone pull off a Hijab, what should I do? I know there are reasons they are worn so I want to if i should stand in between them and who did this, should i protect them from view somehow, or something else? This has been happening a lot so I feel it’s something everyone needs to know.

Good question! I cannot correctly and effectively answer, as I am a white, non-Muslim person; however, I will reblog in case any of my followers can answer. 

I asked my Hijabi friend, so here’s one Hijabi’s answer: 

“my opinion is, definitely try cover them or give them something to cover themselves with. And perhaps shoo off the person, without putting oneself in danger! God forbid, if that happened to me, I would like someone to come and comfort me and give me something to cover my hair with and then help me report it to the cops

(Followers, if any of you are hijabi and would like to expand on this answer or offer alternatives, please do.)

If u see it happen to 1 of us, pls cover our head + hair with a coat or shawl or any piece of cloth, while hugging us in comfort. Please don’t get hurt by lashing out @ the perpetrators in any way, coz if they dare to do that, they’re probably too far gone in their own hatred to listen to any reason. Much love + Thank You to anyone who supports us.

yes !! everything said here is important af. if you see someone pull off a girl’s hijab immediately cover her hair and provide comfort. don’t talk to the perpetrator but try to get the woman out of there if you can. maybe if you have a scarf on you at the time give it to her so she can wear it until she’s alone and can replace her hijab. please please protect muslim girls because we already had it hard before donald trump became president and now its gonna be worse with people going around thinking their violence and cruelty is justified 

for my other white ppl who might have a hard time, it’s my understanding that a hijab is like a major item of clothing, not an accessory like a hat or a scarf.
so think abt it more like if someone just ripped someone’s shirt or skirt off. u don’t want to be left there exposed or have to walk home without it.

everyone, even outside America needs to protect our Muslim sisters in these times.

as a man, what would be the best thing to do? should i turn my head and avoid looking at their hair? can i still offer a jacket or something similar?

^I’m hoping someone has an answer islamaphpbia is on the rise in my town and I want to be a good male non Muslim ally

For men, yes please, we would prefer it if you avoided looking at our hair, and if we don’t have something to substitute as a hijab at that moment, anything you could lend us, a jacket, etc, would be very appreciated.

Also, since most girls avoid physical contact with men they’re not related to, please do not hug them, but rather shoo the offender away if you can, or at least escort the girl to a safe place. You can still offer words of encouragement and support. Furthermore, understand that the victim may not be very welcoming towards you because she’ll obviously be shaken, and won’t know where you are coming from. If that’s the case, please still give her something to cover herself (hijab is very important, think of it as someone ripping your shirt off) and stand some distance away until you are sure she’s in safe hands.

Thank you so much for your support, we really appreciate it, god bless all of you.

In the horrible climate we’re currently in, please take note of this.

Reblogging this again for the guy-instructions

Same

madammuffins:

caffeinewitchcraft:

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP – The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

crunchbuttsteak:

prismatic-bell:

grimthetransman:

prismatic-bell:

foolserrant:

crunchbuttsteak:

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

Ligma BALLS

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

witchiestsuggestions:

witchiestsuggestions:

witchiestsuggestions:

witchiestsuggestions:

eater-of-chocolate:

witchiestsuggestions:

witchiestsuggestions:

Put a binding spell on hurricane Florence.

Curse hurricane Florence.

This is the witchy version of those hurricane-themed Facebook events

s….stab the storm with your enchanted knives???

throw a whole ass crystal at florence

straight up turn florence the fuck around with storm magic

just???? tell her to please not.

bubonickitten:

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out 

🎶 you better wATCH OUT 

🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 

🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt 

🎶