Uncategorized – Page 153 – The Chaos Bitches

mutantkittyissalty:

haz31nut:

hulkkink:

albatchy:

bisexyrogers:

sam and t’challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t’challa “do you know him?”

T’challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette

‘‘OI! Get your spiderkids under controll!’‘

artisticgamzee:

wreathedinscales:

nessa007:

PREACH

Andy Samberg is what now

he is what now

l2edpanda:

🐾 PUMPKITTEN SPICE LATTE 🐾

helloitsbees:

sweethollands:

helloitsbees:

im babysitting 2 flavors of cat

I WOULD DIE FOR THEM

you will

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

lady-feral:

diebrarian:

shakypalms:

zombeesknees:

davostating:

hectorescaton:

At first I wanted to kill him. But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him. Yeah, of course he looks delicious with his big red cheeks. But we’ve all got an agreement that we’re not going to eat Stu. Right? Right.

#this is even funnier considering that Stu irl was not even an actor and in fact an actual IT specialist who thought he was #going out for a job #and somehow they convinced him to be a part of this movie

Oh man, that’s the cherry on top.

Stu Rutherford created a new stroby light technology that Waititi used in Thor: Ragnarok! That gorgeous bit in Valkyrie’s backstory? He and his friend Carlo van de Roer designed that lighting.

HE’S GIVEN US SO MUCH.

I’m glad they didn’t eat Stu.

thechickenmagnet:

rasec-wizzlbang:

clittyslickers:

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

what breed of dog is that

titzu

thegreatjackal:

sprachtraeume:

homohet:

abab

assigned born at birth

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. – Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

ineedtostopchangingmyusername:

lawbreaker13:

dreamsanddabs:

lawbreaker13:

hzs-modblog:

little-rat-bastard:

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

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