vjce:

deadgirlwalking:

short story: technology…… bad

every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD

short story: *contains fog*

every english teacher ever: it means CONFUSION…. ugh his mind!! fucking symbols,,,I wouldn’t expect your tiny pea size brains to underst

huffylemon:

allsadnshit:

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

thick jelly……I can’t believe someone put words to that feeling…….thank you

mirrorada:

glyndarling:

pinchtheprincess:

jack-the-lion:

starlightdragon:

bunjywunjy:

crystallinecrow:

slusheeduck:

im-fairly-whitty:

fizzy-dog:

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

@turbotasstic

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

If you don’t reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?

I wish to pet all of them.  Even if they bite me, I will pet anyway.

Humans had to breed dogs into strange freaky versions of them selves.

Cats did it by sheer will and mountains of hate.