“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog
what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play
Transcribed (paragraph breaks are where the video cuts):
“You know, life is normal, I just have to very cautiously move Brianna’s many swords, because there are bees coming out of the piano upon which she stores them!
Okay, the axes are my fault, so, I guess I have to take some of the blame here.
The longbow’s mine, but I’m not taking credit for this: [the camera pans to a staff topped with a carved wolf’s head]
You know, just the Piano Bees, so… Not a big deal. We’re just- we’re not worried about it, we’re just not worried abou-”
this was a simpler time
what is this who is Brianna why do you both have so many weapons
the bees are the least troubling thing about this
so you’re just gonna leave your piano bees alone, no melee weapons, indefensible???
The Chaos Bitches 