xalev:

dog-of-ulthar:

some asshat just said “If you can’t fabricate your own one liners while spellcasting then you have no buisness being a Bard.” 

fuck off.  it’s great for the Immersive Experience if you can, but if someone doesn’t need to be able to lift a greataxe to play a fighter, they don’t need fuck all to play a bard.

play a bard that just calls people a bitch

for-abused-kids:

lorax177:

insomniac-arrest:

There are 4 bus ride moods:

1. Person in an Indie film listening to music and looking out the window

2. Person in a Lifetime movie mournfully leaving everything they know behind

3. Person in a Ghibli film crossing over into the land of the undead

4. Person listening to “Mr. Brightside” on the bus and trying not to break out into a fcking musical dance number in public

5. person in a sitcom/horror film as you realize you have to sit next to a 75-year-old white guy who’s loudly complaining about millennials

FACTS THO

punchrabbit:

abbf26:

theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

Also: it’s funny and at a moment’s notice they are trained and ready to throw down