You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn
This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best
They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children
*walks up to a pair of dysfunctional parents* so which one of you is passively resigned to your stressful, unfulfilled life and would be much happier if you weren’t married and which one of you is the toxic destructive monster with a sad backstory