captainicequeen555:

fifiandbogart:

bernardbernieburns:

What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross

So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie

THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating Julie and didn’t tell Rachel anything about his decision after they had kissed

THEN he made a pros and cons list to decide whether or not to dump Julie so he could date Rachel and he wrote shit like: Too ditzy, too spoiled, too into her looks, not much in common since she’s just a waitress, and she has fat ankles

THEN, after he finally decided to dump Julie and be with Rachel, he tried to hide the list from her but she found it anyway and got rightfully pissed off

THEN he tried to make all sorts of excuses for the list without actually apologizing

THEN he ignored Rachel’s choice to be alone by CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THEIR BUILDING INTO THEIR FUCKING BALCONY to try and force her to listen to him read her “Pro-list”

THEN he gets his other friends to let him into the house after Rachel makes it clear that she doesn’t want to see him by going into her room

THEN Rachel tries to explain to him why she’s so hurt by the list by telling him that all the things he wrote on the list were things she actually hates about herself and it sucks he not only agrees with her but actually uses those things as reasons not to be with her

THEN he CONTINUES to try and make excuses for himself and even try to make her feel bad about being mad at him by turning the situation around by saying “If things were the other way around, there’s nothing you could write about me that would make me not want to be with you”

THEN, after Rachel makes it clear that she’s not interested in talking to him, he calls Monica and asks her to turn on the radio since he made a song request for her so he’s basically forcing Rachel to listen to him

SO IN CONCLUSION: He didn’t apologize ONE TIME for the list, he tried to manipulate Rachel into forgiving him by saying she’s overreacting, AND proceeded to ignore Rachel’s wishes for a little bit of space continuously

This has been an anti-Ross psa

After that, Rachel decided to get over that and date him, I can’t recall if it were before of after she got her dreamed job. Any way, at first she was feeling bad because she started from the bottom, she met a guy named mark who becomes friends with in her job. He is ONLY a friend, she keeps telling Ross, but he doesn’t believe her and get jealous.

SO when she finally starts having a important job, with Mark as workmate, so she has to work over-schedule sometimes. Ross feels left out, tries to buy her with presents really what a way of mark his territory and tries to spend time with her while she is too busy working, so of course she kicks him out because she is so busy Ross is only making things worse. 

Later, at Rachel’s place, they have a BIG fight. She goes “i have a lot of work, i just can’t spent so much time with you anymore”, Ross goes “We don’t see each other anymore, i feel like i have no girlfriend anymore” Rachel “This IS MY DREAM JOB” Ross “AND you spent a lot of time with MARK”. Rachel can’t take Ross jealousy crap anymore and decides to take a break from each other

Ross is of course pissed off. He goes to a bar, drinks, meets a girl but at first he rejects her saying that he has a girlfriend at what she says “oh, i don’t care”. Tempted, Ross tries to make things right and calls Rachel to make amends. But she had called Mark to have someone to talk to, in a platonic way. Ross loses his mind over jealosy and goes to that girl. 

He wakes up the next day with that woman in his apartment. Turns out that Rachel had been calling him to apologize and try to make up. 

Ross decides to not tell Rachel anything about what happened. Instead he tries to clear the trail so she doesn’t find out. The thing is that Gunter knew, and tells Rachel

So they break up. After Ross tries to excuse himself after the excuse “I thought you were sleeping with Mark” and also, the INFAMOUS….(drumroll)

WE WERE ON A BREAK!