glumshoe:

whilomm:

glumshoe:

new rule: you get to change your name whenever you want, for free, and any documentation with your dead name on it instantly changes to match

the catch? you have to let a baby or toddler choose your new name for you.

question do i get ANY INPUT AT ALL, at least in the form of interviewing babies to figure out what baby would be the best namer? i at least want to get a “RAINBOW FAIRY PRINCESS!!!” or “purple” baby and not a “FARTS!!” baby

There is a jury of a dozen or so babies who get called for Naming Duty and the shitty boring babies get excused, while the remaining babies get to brainstorm and veto their way through a series of names until you are left with three to five good options choose from.

If you can’t choose between the finalists, there is a (randomly appointed) Grand Vizier Baby who will choose for you.