idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue:
If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain
Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime
WE ALL LOVE DRAGONS, BUT IN THIS DYSTOPIAN ECONOMY, STEALING THEIR GOLD IS NOT JUST AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, BUT A LIVELIHOOD.
A CAREER PATH…DARE I SAY….A PUBLIC SERVICE
It’s true and you should say it
Petition to replace rich people with dragons
Petition to have dragons eat all the rich people
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