comickit:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

trixiespads:

weather-peen:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

Look we WANT to talk to our dog in a puppy voice but we can’t because he gets so excited that he pees himself so we gotta talk to him like he’s a man so we don’t clean up his piss all day

I talk to my cats as equals because they will probs kill me in my sleep if i dare to infantilize them.