tony installs heelys in peters suit for his birthday despite bitching about the ridiculousness of it to rhodey
the next sighting of iron man in public was… peculiar, and described by an eyewitness as “zooming past us and pulling that spiderman dude by his web behind him, and i SWEAR spiderman was gliding down the road at 200mph in fucking heelys as he was towed by tony fucking stark, why does no one believe me”
The Chaos Bitches 