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Throw chunks of rose quartz at people to attract love

In not a witch but I feel like throwing rocks at someone screaming ‘love me!!’ might give off the wrong impression,

Anyone with more expertise know?

LOVE CORRELATES DIRECTLY WITH CRYSTAL VELOCITY

This is by far my favorite reblog of this post

I CRUNCHED SOME NUMBERS

POWER OF SPELL = MASS OF CRYSTAL * (CRYSTAL ACCELERATION)^2

Perhaps use a picture, poppet, doll, etc instead, so you aren’t stoning people to death.

CRYSTALS HAVE THE BEST MASS TO ENCHANTMENT RATIO
SO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS TO SHOOT THEM OUT OF CROSSBOWS WITH A BLUNTED TIP MADE FROM A MAGICALLY CONDUCTIVE BUT NON-LETHAL MATERIAL

Crystals on a Nerf gun could charge the foam darts.

NERF IS TOO SYNTHETIC A MEDIUM BUT YOU COULD REPLACE THE RUBBER TIPS WITH CLAY OR COTTON

Clay would cause major issues. What materials ruin crystal energy?

ANY COARSE SYNTHETIC FLUID LIKE CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR ENGINE COOLANT

Dear lord what is happening

MAGIC