hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit
*hesitantly steps closer*
thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible
*slowly takes a few more steps forward*
ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that
You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?
i wanna start…
…a friendshit




