darkvioletcloud:

judgingeternity:

trilllizard666:

me: “alright, time to do [chore I was gonna do anyway]”

mom, condescendingly, accidentally or otherwise while I’m doing said chore: “make sure you [do chore]”

me:

May I add…

Me: “I think I’ll wash these floors, they need a wash.”

Mom, condescendingly laughing at this: “Oh, am I dreaming, are you actually washing the floor? It must be a miracle!”

Me:

If you want people to do something, don’t mock them when they do it.