– *yelled across the classroom* ‘I HAVE 71% BIG DICK ENERGY’
Teacher, in response: ‘are you on BuzzFeed again?’
– *in sex ed, asking for slang words for penis* Meat flute
– ‘I have blonde hair and blue eyes- I’m hitler’s wet dream’
– *sex ed again, this time asking for slang for intercourse* Fun dancing
– ‘Ain’t no party till the isopod arrives’
– ‘I hate baristas, they always have better teeth than me and it makes me nervous’
Another ‘Things I’ve Overheard’ Submission:
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